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NACHSHEN
FAMILY CIRCLE MEETING
SATURDAY
APRIL 14th 1979,
AT
THE HOME OF TANYA AND JACK CLEMENT
Present:
Avrum, Polly, Jack, Fira, Abie, Tanya, Jack, Florence, Issie, Danny,
Judy, Michael, Shaul, Helen, Jay, Wendy, Andrew, Kate, Joe, Phyllis,
George, Barry, Jeff, Glenn, Bess, Marvin, Elliot, Anne, Sam, Gary, Eileen,
Margaret, Larry, Ellie, Max, Ronnie, Phil, Shari, lan, Silka, Al, Mandi,
Frankie, Nechama, Gadi, Peter, Philip, Mintzy, Rafi, Dori, Stephen,
Anita.
FIFTY-TWO NACHSHENS
(including one complimentary Nachshen)
The meeting
was called to order at 9:15 P.M.
The meeting
opened with Peter and Philip receiving identical (not fraternal) T-shirts
embossed "Nechama's and Mintzy's brother" on the front, and
"I love my sisters" on the back.
Avrum began
the meeting with a welcoming speech expressing his joy at seeing so
many or us gathered together, and expressing sorrow at the passing of
our dear brother-uncle-cousin Greisha.
Minutes of the
last meeting (Jan 7, 1979) were read in seconds. They were rejected
by some members of the New York contingent, but the rejection was rejected.
Issie suggested that Larry join the Golden Agers (re: Larry's complaint
from the last meeting at not.having been invited to the 30-and-unders
meeting).
Minutes of the
Florida meeting (Jan 20, 1979) were read.
Mazel Tov on
Florence and Issie's and Mickey Mouse's 35th anniversary. Once again
the American objections were overruled.
Dori sang happy
birthday to Peter and Philip, and Ellie,
We sent (verbally
of course) mazel tov to René Levesque, on his wedding.
Peter suggested
we create an archives of the NFC.
REPORTS
DORI Dori
sang a French song: Neige, neige, blanche...
HELEN The
stock market is fine. We're delighted to be here and to pick up our
roots here.
TORONTO From
Toronto no news is good news.
Mini discussion
ensued as to whether the reports should be only from out-of-towners,
only from locals, from both, only from yokels.
AVRUM Quiet,
quiet please. SHA! Be quiet when you are talking to me.
ANITA I'm
not a Nachshen, I don't have to be quiet.
AVRUM It's
important for the future to record the reports.
SILKA Our
cousins and aunts and uncles in Florida work hard at the pool and are
lying beside it.
RAFI You
mean they aren't even honest beside it?!?
BESS Thank
you Tanya for this lovely party for me. I said that when I'm in Montreal
I would like to get to see everyone, and Tanya made this party for me.
I like my husband. My son Elliot will be bar mitzvahed next year
in Helen's backyard.
NECHAMA Israeli
branch is O.K. Shiffy and Avi will be leaving for here at the end of
May. My daughters are jealous because Gadi got to see snow and they
didn't.
DANNY We're
happy to be here and see everybody.
WENDY It's
great to be here, and everyone should come to New York City and see
the spring.
MARVIN I
object..
BARRY (Elizabeth's
godson and Elliot's godbrother) Hi!
PETER Vancouver
branch is alive and well. I'm really happy to be here. We out-of-towners
were enthusiastic about the minutes of the meeting which were sent to
us. Good move. Happy anniversary to Tanya and Jack that you had Peter
and Philip 32 years ago. I think that at the end of this meeting we
should all get up and hold hands and make a Nachshen Family Circle circle.
(applause)
AL I
just want to second what Peter said about being here. Tanya where are
you going?
TANYA I
just got a new padded toilet seat, and you're all invited to use it
but first I am going to try it out.
AL This
is a fantastic family. I'd like to publicly thank a great lady - Tanya
- for helping me out when Silka was recuperating.
PHILIP I'd
like to thank everyone for this lovely birthday gift of this wonderful
vibrating family. Thank you.
JUDY I'm
not a Nachshen.
ALL BOO
HISS BOO
BESS Then
leave the children and go.
ANDREW This
Is my first family circle meeting and it seems like a lot of fun and
I'm happy to be here.
ELLIOT You'll
have to excuse my father for his objections, he's a little bit grouchy
because his birthday is 6 days off. Auntie Tanya has a good soft toilet
seat.
KATE Oh,
it's good to be back. I'm sorry I didn't prepare a poem. It's great
to be back and this is a great surprise.
MARGARET It's
great to be here and see all these people I only see once in a blue
moon.
HELEN I
told everyone that 1 was going to Montreal for a Pesach seder and a
huge family reunion and everyone was envious.
ANITA As
a non-Nachshen by birth and marriage, I'm happy to be here and always
feel part of the family. Uncle Benny sends regards and is sorry he couldn't
be here. He has reached 70.
TANYA
I'm handing out the oscars.
DORI
I'm going to get my Zaide.
MANDI-SUE
It's Auntie Ellie's birthday and I think we should sing
Happy Birthday to her.
ALL Happy
Birthday to you...
JACK N One
is missing here from Vancouver, Brian is sorry he couldn't make it,
but one of these days he will.
DORI Bonne
fete a toi...
GLENN I'd
like to second Philip's seconding of Peter's seconding that it's very
nice for everyone to be here. Or is that quadrupling. . .
GEORGE Avrum's
got 50 live ones in this room but can't collect a nickel. (referring
to the non-collecting of dues, at the meeting).
GADI Matai
tavo ha-ooga? (When's the birthday cake coming?)
LARRY On
behalf of George: Now that we're all together we should have a family
seder.
POLLY What
was wrong with my seder?
DORI Sang
another song.
MINTZY Dori
acts like the president's daughter,
ALL Issie
has the floor, Issie has the floor, hi ho the derry-o Issie has the
floor.
ISSIE I
first declined to say anything, but now I'd like to say something. I
wrote a paper for school,. that was a report of this meeting. But I
wrote the paper before this meeting happened.
HELEN We
had a most impressive seder on Thursday night with Issie magnificent
and Danny as his assistant. Thank you Florence and Issie.
Discussion ensued
about having a family seder.
The summer picnic
will be in August. Margaret says August 12th, Sunday, and if it rains
the 19th,
THE MEETING
ENDED WITH EVERYONE HOLDING HANDS AND FORMING A NACHSHEN FAMILY CIRCLE
CIRCLE.
NEXT MEETING:
AT MARGARET
AND LARRY'S HOUSE.
SUMMER PICNIC
SUNDAY AUGUST 12th, 1979.
see you there...
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